Itsuko Koizumi

someone posted a macdonalds number on 4chans /b/ board and this is a selection of what happened;

Me- I just accidently a whole Big Mac. Is this bad?

McD- Im sorry, you what?

Me- I just accidently a whole Big Mac!

McD- You want a Big Mac?

Me- I JUST ACCIDENTLY A WHOLE BIG MAC! WHAT DO I DO?!

McD- *click*

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Me: (yell into the phone before they can say anything) GIVE ME A WHOPPER!!

McD: Sir I think you have the wrong number. Burger king has the whopper.

Me: No I was told you could give me a whopper *I whisper nigger*

McD: What did you say?

Me: BATTLETOADS!!!!

McD: *yells for sombody and hangs up*

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Me: Hi I just ordered a kids meal in the drive-thru and i parked in your parking lot. You might be able to see me. I'm in the red car
Girl 1: Ok
Me: Well I ordered Battle toads and it doesn't seem to be in here
Girl 1: Battletoads?
Me: Ya, I asked for it with the kids meal?
Girl 1: Battlet... (away to someone else) This guy said he's in that red car outside and he needs your helps with something
Girl 2: Hi can I help you?
Me: Ya I ordered battletoads with my kidsmeal and it doesn't seem to be in here
Girl2: Battletoads, is that a kind of car?
Me: No it's very not a car. Very not much at all
Girl2: Well we have hotwheels
Me: Well your website says you have Battletoads and they're very hard to find
Girl2: Our website?
Me: Well not your particular store website, but the mcdonalds franchise website says it clearly... Can you get to a computer?
Girl2: I can, but I can't get to the internet.
Me: (I laugh a bit away from the phone)
Girl2: Is this some kind of a joke?
Me: No I just want my toads
Girl2: Well I can't get them for you, can I help you with anything else?
Me; No that's all. Thank you

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me: hi, MACDONALDS?
macd: hello, how can i help you?
me: i would like to get over 9000 kids meals with over 9000 battletoads
macd: *talks to someone behind her* im just going to leave the phone on, what is going on omg?

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Mcd: Sigh... Hello
Me: Hello Jolly lady, I called to ask if I could order some happy meals , my kid has his birthday today so i'll need about 14
Mcd: oh, sure
Me: thanks, could i pick them up over over 9000 minutes?
mcd: ehm, i think so
Me: Thats awesome, one more thing though
mcd: yeah?
Me: I'd like a cheeseburger with that.
mcd: ok sir
Me: do you wash your hands often?
mcd: why?
Me: i haven't heard any flowing water
mcd: excuse me?
me: ah nevermind, its not my food, how are those happy meals coming
mcd: sir we're working on them
me: you better include battletoads in them
mcd: fuck you sir *click*

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McD: Hello, thank you for calling McDonalds.
Me: Have you been getting a lot of prank calls lately?
McD: Yes, we have...
Me: Just wanted to let you know it's because some fag posted your store's number on a site call eBaums World.

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McD- What do you want now?
Me- im sorry? i came by a few minutes ago...*sad voice*
McD-im sorry its been a rough night, whats wrong?
Me- well i got my son a happy meal and something was wrong with it
McD- what was wrong?
Me- well he asked for a doll and they gave him some kind of fighting toad
Mcd- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHY ARE YOU CALLING *click*